March 2012
illustrated-penguin:
donna-meagle:
Fred Weasley play-by suggestions anyone?
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets “Sexy and I Know It” stuck in his head and never gets it out.
batmitzvah:
let us have a moment of silence for all of the babies who are born today who will be subjected to idiots who will tell them they only age every leap year
“You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself that if they see you cry,...”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via bookmania)
1 tag
I'll answer honestly
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
February 2012
General Public: Alright, what are pop music's stars up to?
Katy Perry: I released a 1 year-old song that sounds like every other song I've ever released, in a vain attempt to capitalize on my failed marriage.
Rihanna: Here's a sexy, sexy, remix of a 1 minute song with the guy who left me looking like a bruised banana three years ago.
Nicki Minaj: I wore a party city robe and toyed with Catholicism at the Grammys without really having much of a message just hours after the death of Whitney Houston.
Lady Gaga: I've been in hiding for a while but I'm getting ready to launch my new charity, called the Born This Way Foundation that will encourage a braver, kinder world.
General Public: OMG, Gaga you need to stop being such an attention whore, tranny slut, copycat whore and start being normal like the other girls. You don't see them doing stupid shit for attention.
If you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together.
My mom told me US History would be important if I wanted to get into politics. She asked me how I would run for any government official position if I didn’t know anything about our past government.
I told her I’d just bullshit everything like Rick Santorum.
“That is part of the beauty of all literature. You discover that your longings...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via matrem)
Song about love: Thinking of my otp
Song about loss: Thinking of my otp
Song that does not fit my otp at all: Imagines AU to fit song and otp
When everyone loves the person you can't stand.
That moment when you are reading a book and...
mattsmithsexual:
if you’re homophobic there is a 100% chance i hate you
